and now for something completely unnecessary...

Apr 20

I’ve got a hankering for some alcohol designed by either Florida State freshmen or a baby.

I’ve got a hankering for some alcohol designed by either Florida State freshmen or a baby.

Tabloids are like the oversharing sweepstakes and the winner gets my barf.

Tabloids are like the oversharing sweepstakes and the winner gets my barf.

Apr 19

I just realized the full implication of “All I Have To Do Is Dream”

I just realized the full implication of “All I Have To Do Is Dream”

Apr 18

This looks not so much like a bagel as it does a cheese-Borg trying to assimilate a bagel.

This looks not so much like a bagel as it does a cheese-Borg trying to assimilate a bagel.

Apr 17

Eli Roth’s new movie seems pretty chill.

Eli Roth’s new movie seems pretty chill.

Apr 14

Man has opinion about thing; writes about it for some reason.

Man has opinion about thing; writes about it for some reason.