February 2011
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What Is This Movie?!
I know I can just go on IMDB or whatever and find out what this infuriatingly vague-titled movie is about, but it will be much more fun to speculate instead, based on this infuriatingly vague poster. I’m going to put on my guesses cap, and attempt to get to the bottom of this incredible mystery:
Guess #1: Jennifer Aniston is the uptight wife who hates fun. Adam Sandler is her wacky...
January 2011
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I interviewed Garfunkel & Oates for Splitsider, if... →
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"We Are In a Fight" by Joe Berkowitz, today on... →
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"We Were Promised Hoverboards: The Popularity... →
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"Awful Movie Posters: Guys Wearing Ties" by Joe... →
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Fuck it, I don't like Bob Dylan. →
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"This Date is Going Very Well" by Joe Berkowitz,... →
Just a very accurate depiction of what it’s like to date me.
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OMG With These Band Names Again
Just finished reading Pitchfork’s guide to upcoming releases for Winter 2011 and, as always, many of the new band names are real treats. I’m proud of us, that we humans can be counted on to deliver new and exciting word-combinations all the time. ”Let’s call ourselves Mars Classroom,” some hero definitely said to his lead guitarist at one point. Sure. Why not? “Let’s...
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“Franzen’s gift as a writer is not, like David Foster Wallace’s, the ability to...”
– Harper’s November issue. (Playing catch-up today.)
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