December 2010
15 posts
3 tags
2 tags
We Were Promised Hoverboards: Rescue as...
The Myth: If you rescue a woman, she will fall in love (or at least go to bed) with you
The Perpetrators: Speed, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Under Siege, Commando, Snakes on a Plane, Romancing the Stone, every James Bond movie, Spiderman, Transformers, Cobra, The Bourne Identity, The Terminator There are many ways for a man to attract a woman. He could issue a botanical statement of...
3 tags
3 tags
Joel and I had an epic disagreement about Kanye's... →
Almost as much blood was shed as there were tears. Since it’s 2010, we blogged about it. And yes, we should’ve probably done so three weeks ago when anyone might have cared. I AM SORRY!
4 tags
We Were Promised Hoverboards: Two Identities, One...
The Myth: If you have an alter-ego for whatever insane reason, and it involves dressing in full-body drag, and you happen to double-book yourself for some event, and furthermore you then try to attend the event simultaneously as both personalities, you’ll be successful for at least one hour wherein nobody finds it suspicious that you keep contriving excuses for disappearing into the...
2 tags
4 tags
3 tags
2 tags
The beat is so sick, made with real bits of...
4 tags
5 tags
We Were Promised Hoverboards: Winning One Game...
The Myth: When sports teams with a losing record win one game, they go on to win the next several games in a row
The Perpetrators: Major League, Eddie, Bull Durham, Rebound, The Rookie, Glory Road, Rookie of the Year, The Mighty Ducks, The Waterboy, Hardball, Wildcats, Mr. 3000, Ladybugs, Juwanna Mann, Semi-Pro, Slap Shot, Kicking and Screaming, Bad News Bears
The field of professional sports...
3 tags
5 tags
5 tags
2 tags
