I can’t believe I’m the last to know that Bruce Jenner was the last to know that his daughter, Kim Kardashian, was getting divorced. It’s crazy that it took several months for this bombshell to reach me.
Obsessed.
Notice how you never see Joan of Arc in the same room as Simple Jack?
Hey New Yorkers, I’ve been invited to perform in the second annual OKCupid Show, which takes place on February 3rd at Wix Lounge. It’s an hour and a half long and it’s free and I will do my best to make you laugh or scream or blow your nose or something.
Rarely would I ever actively root for something or someone to fail, but I truly hope this is the thing that derails Katherine Heigl’s career.
I was very professional during this interview. Didn’t ask her out even once!
